"Our gym teacher always gets mad when we don't wear our gym uniforms but the shorts are made of this material that makes me sweat a lot."

The kid took a bite of her $11 avocado toast as she explained her predicament to her friend. Green smear stuck to her cheeks. Bondi Harvest, a hip Santa Monica cafe hidden between a Tastemade and a magnet factory, was filled with people willing to wait 30 minutes for a breakfast bowl, including us. A couple walked by with their leashed pet pig.

"So are we doing this play date today or not?"